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4 years ago

1. Skeet skeet skeet

The phrase commonly used when a person is about to unload jism onto his partner.
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh skeet skeet skeet bitch

'I showed that bitch my oh face then skeet skeet skeeted all over her.'

'Did you see when I did her? I was all like "SKEET SKEET SKEET!

Considering I have been single for almost every Valentine's Day of my existence I'm sure you'd find it no surprise that my growth is s-s-s-s-lightly retarded in the ways of Saint Valentine. Despite the retardation, what I AM clear on are my expectations for February 14th. Though I might try to downplay them their pretty simple! If it's Valentine's Day, and you're my man...something sweet had better be coming my way. Now it doesn't have to cost money (though I won't refuse something that does), it simply has to be thought out and coming from a place of love and kindness.

Me and one of my friend and coworker's favorite saying goes something like this

'Skeet Skeet Skeet'

Not only is it vulgar and catchy but it makes us giggle like school girls.

While there are few things in life more enjoyable then quoting Lil Jon on your lunch hour...



I have a sneaking suspicion that the ACT of Skeet Skeet Skeet is even MORE fun than singing it.

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Though I'm terrible at math (and apparently Valentine's Day) I believe I just came up with a winning equation:

SKEET SKEET SKEET + Valentine's Day = THE BEST SUPER EXCELLENT VALENTINES DAY PRESENT EVER!!!

Bottom Line? While roses are overdone and teddy bears may be cheesy adding three simple words into your 14th of February may offer up one of the best Valentine's Experiences of your life. Free, personal, homemade and fucking fun to say! Skeet Skeet Skeet spells R-O-M-A-N-C-E.

To All Skeet Skeet Motherfucker To all Skeet Skeet God damn!!

Jordan Pornhub





4 years ago

Because I don't like to discriminate (and because dudes just don't look good in booty shorts) I give you MY Top Three Favorite men's pieces from our recently launched Pornhub Store:

You can never go wrong with a black Tee! Stick this bad boy on and show the world you have mad taste in Porn






My Second Favorite in Pornhubs Men's Section is this simple white Tee! Down scaled Logo = Yes!



Third? The Pornhub Baseball cap,cute,practical(for after sex hair perhaps?)




What's super rad about all of these pieces is that they start at $16.99!

Looking forward to checking out what your fav's are.

Muah!

Jordan Pornhub






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